Superhero LB
Planet Earth.
Circa:2005
White poison, hisses with venom, bubbles and froths as it finds a way to the lips of approximately half of humanity. Unsuspecting populace secure in their immortality, nary a worry of the impending disaster. They always suspected something was wrong, never could put their finger on it. Always blamed it on something else.
It was a brilliant plan of world domination. Who would suspect that the everyday drink consumed by millions was resulting in misery.
One being noticed it. One being aware and ready to take on the world.
One being, my superhero, LB, was preparing the antidote. It came so naturally and easy to him.
All he had to do now was to get into the poison, bravely and provide the deliverance that has eluded the unsuspecting mass.
He could clone himself, multiply by the millions and destroy the poison, atleast neutralize it. The problem was how to do that wihout causing large scale panic, insane reactions and death to millions.
It was a dark night. Uncessant rainfall creating a sticky humid atmosphere.
The perfect moment to strike.
LB slips silently into the poison.
Silently he works, he consumes the poison, the antidote that he has produced neutralizing it and providing him the energy to clone. Stealthily he multiplies, endlessly until the last drops of the dreaded lactose are consumed.
The faith of humanity in Milk has been restored.
My hero, Lactobacillus Bulgaricus!
Power to the yogurt! Power to LB!!